Fleur de Lisa

Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? Oh yes, twice. Sure- Yeah- right!
Are you gay? Yes, thanks for asking.
Do you have hairy legs? never
Do you smoke anything? Salmon.
Do you like monkeys? No- have you ever seen the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz? Scary!
How many fillings do you have? Not as many as I used to have because now I have crowns instead.
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Ocean.
Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Are we talking one of those 9V batteries? Not that I can recall.  Is it something I should try?
Have you ever read the Bible? Yes. I’m still waiting for the sequel to come out though.
Did you ever go to Sunday School? Yes, I went every Sunday as a kid and even taught Sunday School with my mother when I was in high school- and look how I turned out anyhow!
Do you wear a lot of black?I wear too much black, but I can’t help it, I love it.  Black is the new black.
Did you ever bring a weapon to school? I don’t think so…
Have you ever hugged a tree? Yes, but the tree and I were close friends and I only gave it my patented “straight girl hug” with three pats on the barky back of said tree. 
Do you know what a sphincter actually is? Yes I actually do know what it is. 
Describe your hair? Blande, shoulder length and thick.  It has a mind of its own (like me!) as the top layers are straight and the underneath curly.  Therefore, I need to either blow dry it straight and/or use my Chi Silk Infusion (excellent!) and  Chi flatiron.
Are you a wild beast? Not unless the moon is full. 
Do you like to have fun? Yes I do.  Girls just wanna’ have fun. 
Do you like drama? No drama queens allowed in my life.  None…
Do you like mayonnaise? In small amounts.
Are you afraid to die? No.  But I’m not ready to die yet.
Do you like playing in leaves? Yes.
Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? Define pee your pants…
Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? No, I don’t think so.
Are you an adult? By legal definition only.
Ever won a spelling bee? No
Do you ever eat because you were depressed? No.  I am a stress non-eater.
Are you a television addict?Not in the least.  I watch very little TV.
Do you think OJ was guilty? Yes, but it doesn’t matter what I think.
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? Yes, as long as we aren’t trying to have a serious conversation.  There’s no such thing as having a serious conversation with my mother.  She never had “the sex talk” with me.  See the next 3 questions/answers.
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Yes.I.Have.
Do you like Elvis? He is okay.  I enjoy spending time with my mother or having sex in the hot tub better, though.  Just not at the same time, thanks!
Do you enjoy watching animals “do it” on the Discovery channel? No, the audio is usually terrible and the acting is even worse…
Ever been hit on at a zoo? There was this one elephant that kept giving me the eye the last time I visited the zoo…a pink elephant.
Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? Nope. 
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys? Turkeys are disgusting…  Even with mashed potatoes and dressing.
Does your mom think someone is hot? Oh, I sincerely doubt it.
Are you a sugar freak? No.
Ever been arrested? No.  I’ve never even been handcuffed.  I’ve never been arrested.
Ever commit a crime and get away with it? Many times, but only minor infractions.
Do you like orange juice? Yes I do, mainly fresh squeezed.
What sign are you? The Fish
Where do you wish you were right now? Asleep or on vacation somewhere tropical with drink in hand.  Or asleep on vacation…
Did you enjoy this? Sure.

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